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                  (Continued) 
                  I 
                            patrolled like I meant it: if I couldn't stop the 
                            mob, I'd clean up the world one crook at a time. Amy 
                            left just shy of our third anniversary, the day I 
                            passed the sergeant's exam. She said she couldn't 
                        live with my anger. 
                  "Have 
                    I ever hit you?" I said, barely holding it back. 
                    "Have I ever even yelled at you?" 
                  But 
                    I could see her cringe. "I'm always afraid you're 
                    going to." 
                  I 
                    celebrated my sergeanthood by punching the wall, yelling, "Why? Why? Why?!" and resolved 
                    to be a better cop, since I didn't have anything else. 
                    People always leave. 
                  They 
                    sent me to Criminal Investigations, working robberies 
                    and petty thefts. Meanwhile, Homicide Sergeant Joey 
                    Velez was trying to convince the Fifth Floor that 
                    there was such a thing as organized crime outside 
                    of the movies, but no one wanted to hear the news. 
                  Joey 
                    zeroed in on Bertrand Gautier, who ran a record label 
                    out of his famous blues club, Gautier's, Austin home 
                    of the greats: B.B. and Albert King, Arlo, Clapton, 
                    Stevie Ray—all Gautier's close friends. A rash 
                      of car thefts was blowing through town, and Joey was 
                      tracking a murder that happened near one of them when 
                      an owner caught the theft in action. "The witness 
                      said he never saw anything like it," he told 
                      me. "A dozen of 'em pulled the doors and windows, 
                      yanked the radio, hoisted the engine and hauled ass 
                      all in about fifteen seconds. You gotta admire that! 
                      " Joey connected the killing to the thefts and 
                      the dub: they were selling the parts and turning the 
                      money into coke they could have on the street the 
                      same day. 
                  Joey 
                    put together a team with guys from Vice, Narco and 
                    Surveillance. He said he needed somebody on CIB to 
                    track the car thefts, somebody smart. 
                  "Reles. 
                    Where's that from?" he asked as he drove us toward 
                    the club. 
                  "My 
                    old man's family's from Galicia, but—" 
                  He 
                    laughed. "Pueth, ereth Gallego! No tuve ninguna 
                      idea!" 
                  I 
                    had to wait till he was done saying Buenoth diath and Thí, thí, theñor before I 
                    could tell him it wasn't Galicia, Spain, but Galicia 
                    that laid over part of Poland and the Ukraine. 
                  He 
                    chuckled. "So you're not—" 
                  "Nah, 
                    I'm a Jew." 
                  "Yeah, 
                    I didn't think so." He flashed a grin. "You 
                    could be passing." 
                  "If 
                    I was passing, would I tell you I was a Jew?" 
                  "You 
                    might. Have to work on that Spanish, though, mi'jo." 
                  "I 
                    took it in school, but, y'know ... I'm thinking about 
                    taking a class ..." 
                  "You 
                    should." Long pause. "I never met a Jewish 
                    cop before. You're my first." 
                  I 
                    said, "Bueno, mazel tov, amigo." He roared with laughter, a big booming laugh that 
                    made me laugh with him. It occurred to me that I could 
                    be friends with this guy. I didn't tend to make friends. 
                    But for years afterward, long after I'd learned enough 
                    barrio Spanish to rattle the homies, he'd find a reason 
                    once in a blue moon to turn to me and say, "Mazel 
                      tov, amigo." 
                  We'd 
                    sit at the Magnolia Cafe and he'd jive with Paul the 
                    manager while scribbling crazy diagrams on napkins. 
                    A family tree: Big Bosses lead down to Gautier, leads 
                    down to car gangs and coke dealers. Or he'd draw a 
                    triangle: car theft to car sales to coke, like molasses 
                    to rum to slaves. Every time it was a new diagram—lineage, 
                    circles, 3-D scrawls that cut across time—but 
                    once in a while he'd point to a spot where a name 
                    was missing and say, "This-is the guy we need." 
                  We 
                    started hanging around Gautier's club. Joey "bumped 
                    into" Gautier a few times and they became pals. 
                    Gautier sold him grams of coke, like a pal. One weeknight 
                    we were in there and a local group was on the bandstand, 
                    five guys with short mohawks doing Rolling Stones 
                    covers for a small crowd of about fifty people. Gautier 
                    stood at the bar, shmoozing with customers in his 
                    signature cowboy hat, string tie and plaid jacket. 
                    Joey was holding court at a table with a guy and some 
                    women, doing kamikaze shots. I stood at a wall scanning 
                    the room and pretending to watch the band. 
                  So 
                    I was the first to see a heavyset, fiftyish white 
                    guy at the bar eyeball Joey and stagger across the 
                    room to him like a drunk with a mission. "I know 
                    you," the man said when he got within ten feet 
                    of Joey, with the unmistakable look of someone about 
                    to finger a narc. The comment caught Joey as he raised 
                    another shot to his lips and the smile froze on his 
                    face. 
                  Later 
                    Joey told me he'd ID'd the guy as Rush Clayton, a 
                    child molester Joey had sent to Huntsville "for 
                    a little reverse therapy," transferred to county 
                    jail because of overcrowding and released after thirty 
                    months for the same reason. Joey didn't wait for details: 
                    he tossed his drink into Clayton's eyes and lunged 
                    for him, pops to the mouth too close together for 
                    Clayton to spit out the word "cop" in between. 
                    A bouncer the size of a truck grabbed Joey from behind 
                    and pinned his arms. The crowd tumbled away from them. Clayton 
                      climbed up on all fours, drooling blood, and spotted 
                      Gautier. I grabbed a wooden chair and flung it through 
                      the front window, alarm ringing a high C. The crowd 
                      rushed the doors so fast you could see the smoke swirling. 
                      Clayton made it toward Gautier, who flashed a look 
                      of horror back at him. I ran for Clayton and grabbed 
                      him, said, "Stay away from that motherfucker"—with 
                      a nod at Joey—"he's crazy," and pulled 
                      him toward the door, glancing back at a grateful Gautier. 
                      Joey was bloody in the mouth but just getting the 
                      better of the bouncer as Gautier made toward them 
                      to intervene. 
                  Patrol 
                    cars rounded up the few drunks and stragglers who 
                    hadn't made it out of the parking lot. They hauled 
                    in Gautier, the bouncer, the bartenders, Clayton, 
                    Joey and me, the last three of us sitting silently 
                    in the back of the same patrol car. At Central Booking 
                    they split us up, let Gautier and his people go, and 
                    put Joey in a room alone with Clayton. 
                  Joey 
                    went back to the club the next afternoon while they 
                    were caulking the new window in place. He brought 
                    a bottle of Chivas an an apology for starting a fight. 
                    Gautier, already three sheets to the wind, said, "S' 
                    okay, man, happens all the time. Wanna do some candy?" 
                    Rush Clayton left town that day and never came back. 
                    The next story Joey told a cluster of detectives was 
                    how I protected hid cover by throwing a chair through 
                    a window and beating the crap out of a child molester, 
                    not half the true story but it made me out to be a 
                    team player. And out of a barroom brawl a partnership 
                    was born. 
                  We 
                    piled the evidence. Joey wore a wire, witnessed the 
                    deals and brought everyone in: car thieves, dealers, 
                    Gautier and—thanks to the RICO Act—everyone 
                    up to the hands-off guys on top, hiding their faces 
                    from the TV cameras as patrols marched them into Central 
                    Booking. Joey was a big hero: the press loved him, 
                    the Organized Crime Division was made permanent with 
                    Joey and me on regular staff, and the DA got reelected. 
                    When the DA was indicted for tax fraud eight months 
                    later, the Department decided OC needed to be "reorganized," 
                    and Joey and I got sent back down. Joey saved me from 
                    the scrap heap of a long-term assignment on CIB and 
                    mentored me onto Homicide—the squad's youngest 
                    member, first Yankee, first Jew, and, now with Joey 
                    gone, the designated outsider, the foreigner. 
                  Mazel 
                    tov, amigo. 
                  I 
                    cut under the interstate, a mortician's wet dream 
                    of fifteen-foot entrance ramps—zero to sixty 
                    in half a second or you're dead—separating East 
                    Austin from White Austin, headed south on the frontage 
                    road and parked under the highway at Eighth Street 
                    behind a minivan with a cute bumper sticker reading 
                    WHATS YOUR HURRY YOU'RE ALREADY IN AUSTIN! The municipal 
                    parking lots served APD staff and visitors, the municipal 
                    courts, Central Booking and, quietly in back, the 
                    office of Margaret Hay, M.D., the Travis County Medical 
                    Examiner. 
                  That's 
                    when I first met Aaron Gold. 
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